Give thanks you ask? For what? The Lions are embarrassing. They've embarrassed us for decades. Has that ever stopped us from having an awesome tailgate? Hell no!

Turkeys in the fryer, ice cold beer on tap, and good friends and family to share it with. That's all we need. We've been doing this in Detroit for 75 years and we're not about to stop now!

If you're spending Thanksgiving in Detroit, get to Lot 1 of the Eastern Market. We've got a few tricks of the trade that will numb the pain of yet another nationally televised beat down. Bottoms up!

See the video from Thanksgiving 2007